Witnesses speak out about goings and comings of alien President Bush.

Perfectly Normal People Tell of Alien President Sightings and Other Interesting Phenomena

Anonymous abductee in our Witness Protection Program -
I refute ALL this nonsense--as I have genuinely been abducted and know for an absolute fact that even intelligent life on Mars doesn't want Bush!! As they told me through telepathic communication, they feared that Bush presence would upset the unity of their planet and create chaos especially over the occupation of those areas whereby Martians of a darker green skin tone (who dwell in an area with a special kind of automotive fuel) might especially suffer. Also as Martians are of dual-genders (both and male and female) Bush's definition of marriage would definitely not suit them. As I said, I know this for a fact and was returned to Earth to relay this message. I did try to tell them that we didn't want him either but they merely shrugged and said that was our problem!

Ema Iones, Breedsfoot, TX -
I was out one night. It was in the middle of June last year (2003) and it was hot. I didn't have but a t shirt and shorts on when I left the trailer to check on my laundry. I noticed some lights in the sky over by Crawford, but I didn't pay them no never since I had seen stuff like that before. I put my things in the drier and when I put the first quarter in is when I lost track of the laundromat and Betty who was sitting there reading Breedsfoot Confidential.

Next thing I know I am inside this round room. The walls curved up to the top. It was like I was inside a bell or something. There were some shadowy creatures in there. They weren't talking, but I knew what they were saying - though I can't remember much now. Something about Hal Burton or someone having to collect a lot of money for doing some sort of plumbing. They were pretty happy about this plumbing job. Every once in a while they would poke something in my ear.

There was a kind of TV picture just floating in the middle of the room and there he was - a President Bush creature, only he had an extra eye in the middle of his forehead and he smelled like he hadn't bathed in awhile. The creatures were watching him and rubbing their heads. I could tell they didn't understand much of what he was saying. It might be that he was from a different planet than them.

At one point the room got very dark and the next thing I know I am standing in the laundromat near the candy machine and Betty is telling me it wasn't her that took my clothes out of the drier, but some Mexican she never seen before. She asked me where I went and I said I didn't know.

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