This recently unveiled photograph is strong evidence that the nation's leader is not a product of normal development as we know it on this planet.

Intercepted by a private (unnamed, but reliable) hacker snoop team, communications emanating from the "Human Simulation Research Group" contained numerous intriguing declarations, such as: 

George W Bush is one of ours. IS ONE OF OURS. YOU CAN TRUST HIM. PIR-IPALLY! Minimal implantation via central cortexas. Probes nanily Dubyada; circuitry demos zede fle implantation. Gad Sauce to speak to outsourcing minor "lactating" vessels post probe. Mars Rover over Dover - make the pie higher. Flyer buyer. 

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