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Media Release Contact: June 15, 2004 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE George Bush's "Missing Year" Was Not Spent on Earth One of the countless stories the current administration in Washington hopes will get little notice is the revelation that President Bush enters and exits Earth through top secret portals or "space" devices housed at Area 51 in Crawford, Texas. Unfortunately for the Administration, the story is examined in detail at BushIsAnAlien.us. The BushIsAnAlien.us website, described as "oddly impressive" by Dr. Furbol Ta, 1st Responder of MessageFromMars.com, provides not only information about the president's little known off-world connections, but free Alien President Alert posters, some of which allude to a darker context for GWB's "Leave No Child Behind" initiative. Opinions differ as to whether Dubyada (as he is referred to by scientists) is an alien from an as yet undisclosed world, or an innocent, albeit hapless and bumbling Earthling (and truly the issue of George Sr. and Barbara's loins) whose body is inhabited by a "walk-in" extraterrestrial (note the name: George *Walker* Bush). Some experts, insist that the president is one of us, but his mind is clouded and controlled by an Axis of Alien Oafs. Others hold to "The Bush From Outer Space" theory and offer as evidence Bush's renowned difficulty with his (supposed) native language and his penchant for mysterious, impenetrable pronouncements. How else, they ask, can one explain the numerous strange statements by the leader of the greatest nation on Earth? Statements such as:
I "was a small business growth"? Is this merely a verbal stumble by a less than brilliant politician, or one of a number of murky, coded messages from a Borg-like emissary? Perhaps the truth is not "out there," says Dr. Ta, "but already walking among us or, at least, riding in limousines." Whatever the case, it behooves all prudent Americans and Earth residents to take precautions. Fortunately, many practical and chic deterrents to detrimental alien emanations can be examined at BushIsAnAlien.us - and Alien President sitings, probings and implantations can be added online to the growing database. |