About Messages From Mars

This site has been created to bring together the many filthy rich Martians who require help in recovering their cash - which is where you come in. You are not stoopid like most sttoopid people watching this are and you know a real opportunity to make loads of money more than you could stuff in your garage or bathtub by working day and night selling speed bumps. Even high quality, certified Lazometric Pedestrian Speed Bumps. All you need do is study the ways to get rich presented here. Then keep in touch with our Facilitators and maybe buy somethin to show your goood faith.

NOTE: In no event shall MessageFromMars.com, Message From Mars Industrial Supplies or any of its subsidiaries, boutiques or affiliates, be liable for any indirect, special, extraordinary, incidental or normal coincidental or consequential or sequential damages, including but not limited to loss of use, loss of data, loss of profits, loss of dogs.

Sincerely,
Furbol Ta, Facilitator 

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ALSO NOTE: Though Martians are a proudly materialistic and occasionally larcenous people, we love humans and would never ever try to snooker them unless they really want us to.