| Cows
Less Happy
The BeefTreat, a miracle hybrid of clonecow,
mustard and "porpoise pasta" DNA, can be as intelligent
as it is tasty. Despite fully understanding their valuable role in
the food chain, some clonecows have begun to complain, grumbling
and mooing that they no longer view their "sacrifice for the
common good," with relish.
Artist Inspired, but Not Enough It Would Seem
Mickee Moynihan's move to the country setting of Sharpe
Countee had little effect on his art. Though inspired by the new
lush and fulsome sprawl of beauteous nature, he continued to
paint the same weird pictures he had cranked out back in
Megalopia.
Newspapir
Comes Cleen on Crisisis in Newsrooom
It is getting worst. Reelly bad. We will print anyting to
grab a few more reedirs as we sink into obliviuns. Our profits
are so lowe we are hiring writers whoo can hardely reed
themselfs. If u cn think of any way to help. Maybe send some
news to go wit the picturs maybe. Send here
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