Nocturnia, a world (dimension?) subject
to radical, unpredictable changes, is amply covered by the hard-working All News
Dream team of talking heads (more specifically - mouths).
Those wanting both divine and gubernatorial guidance should not miss
AND anchor Max Henphenffer as he interviews Govenor
Pat Ayaki. Ayaki describes one of many appearances made to him
by Jesus Christ, and recounts their authoritative discourse on capital punishment, a
subject close to the Govenor's heart.
Insightful Commentator Guido Gavott, was the first to support
hairy Detective Mark Fur-man's credibility. Gavott pointed out that Fur-man worked
under Lt. Columbo at the LAPD for many years when it was standard procedure to
move crime scene evidence to the home of a suspect (usually in shopping bags supplied by
Lt. Columbo's wife) to shake up the suspect enough to get an on-camera confession which,
not insignificantly, saved the taxpayer a bundle and made for much more satisfying endings
than the courtroom botches we get these days.
Reporter Garr The - The wasted seaman
turned investigative reporter casts his squinty eyes on the artsport of breadheadball.
Lifestyle Observer
Pat Carunch helps city dwellers cope, offering cogent advice on such often overlooked subjects as
How to Deal With Nighttime Cockroach Revelries on Your
Toothbrushes.
She is smart and
she cares.
Marvel at Robere Zidinski, AND's
Psychic Movie Critic, as he presents his reviews of the hottest new films before
they are released -- and without having seen so much as a flicker on the screen!
Those wanting both divine and gubernatorial guidance should not miss
AND anchor Max Henphenffer as he interviews 
Insightful Commentator Guido Gavott, was the first to support
hairy Detective Mark Fur-man's credibility. Gavott pointed out that Fur-man worked
under Lt. Columbo at the LAPD for many years when it was standard procedure to
move crime scene evidence to the home of a suspect (usually in shopping bags supplied by
Lt. Columbo's wife) to shake up the suspect enough to get an on-camera confession which,
not insignificantly, saved the taxpayer a bundle and made for much more satisfying endings
than the courtroom botches we get these days.
Reporter Garr The - The wasted seaman
turned investigative reporter casts his squinty eyes on the artsport of 
Lifestyle Observer
Pat Carunch helps city dwellers cope, offering cogent advice on such often overlooked subjects as
How to Deal With Nighttime Cockroach Revelries on Your
Toothbrushes.
Marvel at Robere Zidinski, AND's
Psychic Movie Critic, as he presents his reviews of the hottest new films before
they are released -- and without having seen so much as a flicker on the screen!