Breaking news: President Bush enters and exits our world through
closely guarded secret portals
or "space" devices at Area 51 in Crawford, Texas!
Though it is uncertain whether George
"Walker" Bush is an alien from an undisclosed world, or an innocent, albeit hapless and bumbling Earthling who
has risen to dizzying heights of power aided by, and at the behest
of, dark extraterrestrial forces, details are beginning to
. . Learn the troubling truth . .
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