Some of the writing on this website was just put there to give your eyes something to do while the pictures are loading. You should not feel obligated to read any of it. You're not going to hurt my feelings if you don't. I mean, like how would I know anyway?

And, hey, if you've got the graphics turned off it's ok with me. I mean, maybe you'll enjoy the writing more if you can breeze through it without the distraction of the really fine whimsical art you aren't bothering to look at..